Lifting weights is important, so don’t just focus on cardio unless you want all flab and no definition. Women can’t bulk up like men, so you pretty fit princesses won’t have to worry.
Athlete is Andrea Duran.
^ muscle is SO much more attractive than “skinny.” Be strong. x
*if you wanna be skinny you’re just as beautiful as the muscular/fit ladies.

Friday Apr 12 @ 03:18amA new goal to add to my goals
Perfection. Brb Im gonna go squat now.
Her ass is magnificent. OMG let me go squat my 40lb dog now.
I tried to squat with my dog once. He escaped and threw me some serious side eye.

Friday Apr 12 @ 02:50amThis is why I don’t believe guys who tell me that the condom is too small.
When I was in middle school, we had a woman come teach us about contraception, and literally the first thing she told us was ‘Ladies, if a guy ever tells you he can’t wear condoms because they’re too small, he’s lying’ and then proceeded to open a condom and stretch it up her forearm up to her elbow.
well clearly I’ve been spending too much on socks
My health teacher did the same thing, but she put the entire contents of a 2-liter bottle of soda into a condom and said, “So girls, if a boy ever says that he’s too big for condoms, you run. You run so far.”
my mother just saw this picture on my dashboard as she walked in and stopped what she was saying just so she could go
‘why is that condom on their foot are they going to do someone in the butt with their foot’this post literally has nothing i do not enjoy
at first I thought it was an alternative way to hard-boil eggs… nope…
DEAR LORD WHY
OH MY FUCKING GOD PLEASE WATCH THIS JESUS CHRIST.
oh my god this commercial is back
WHAT
WHAT
WHAT
i cant5 brewathe
Didn’t see that comin’
Is this real life

Thursday Apr 11 @ 09:10pmOhmygoodness! I need each and everyone of these! These are so beautiful!! Especially the galaxy ones !!!









